101 things that are better than scientology

4. ledna 2011 v 22:47 | roxie |  I like

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1. listening to ABBA
2. losing your glasses
3. forgetting to wear pants
4. doing laundry
5. being date raped
6. finding out you're related to Clay Aiken
7. placing your tongue on a light bulb
8. realizing you were adopted
9. watching Firewall
10. deciding to be a republican
11. finding out the tooth fairy doesn't exist
12. lung cancer
13. AIDS
14. being in vegetative state
15. getting lost in space
16. being dismembered by a hacksaw
17. buying a Miley Cyrus album
18. listening to me sing
19. breaking everybone in your body
20. releasing a sex tape
21. drowning
22. being mauled by a bear
23. being homeless
24. just when you thought the test was done...theres a backside
25. going to anti-gay rallys
26. vomiting on oprah
27. wearing crocs
28. killed in wildfire
29. earthquakes
30. complications from plastic surgery
31. watching Nascar
32. global warming
33. being late to a movie
35. forgetting how to count
36. watching grass grow
37. toxic mold
38. eating arsenic
39. finding jesus
40. avril lavigne
41. getting married
42. boiling radioactive water
43. falling down stairs
45. breaking your teeth
46. having a lobatomy
47. forgetting where you live
48. doing proofs
49. watching the Disney Channel
50. acne
51. drinking sour milk
52. being the human sacrifice
53. running out of ideas
54. bombing at stand up comedy
55. reading john steinbeck novels
56. losing your extensive stamp collection
57. bubonic plague
58. ear infections
59. getting your hand stuck in a toaster
60. house eaten by carpenter aunts
61. drug overdose
62. writing pointless lists
63. doing english essays
64. getting a picture of bacon and eggs tattooed on you
65. myopia
66. smelling skunks
67. arthritis
68. watching MTV
69. united streaming videos
70. watching fox news
71. getting into a car accident
72. the day i found out lance bass is gay
73. the day i found out plagarism is illegal
75. cleaning cat litter boxes
76. stomach virus
77. migraine
78. bitten by a cobra
79. listening to amatuer poetry
80. doing science
81. having a sniper come into the school
82. going to prison
83. having your computer go up in flames
85. failing the drivers ed exam
86. dislocating your shoulder
87. realizing the bomb squad made a mistake
88. having children
89. pop-up ads
90. deleting spam
91. having no roof in a category 5 hurricane
92. avalanches
93. realizing IQ tests are not scored like golf
94. failing an opinion survey
95. staph infections
96. strep throat
97. finding out that when wearing make-up you shouldn't copy a drag queen
98. having all THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS songs erased from time
99. they day i found out unicorns aren't real
100. world war 3
101. waking up half-naked in a different state
And so there you have it 101 things that are better than scientology


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